On the eve of destruction we had oysters and champagne.
Don't suppose for a moment that we had any desire to lord it over the poor mortals of San Francisco,
in that month of April in that year of 1906; but things weren't going to be so gracious there again
for a long while, and we felt an urge to fortify ourselves against the work we were to do.
London before the Great Fire, Delhi before the Mutiny, even Chicago-- I was there and I can tell you,
it requires a great deal of mental and emotional self-discipline to live side by side with mortals
in a Salvage Zone. You must look, daily, into the smiling faces of those who are to lose all, and
walk beside them in the knowledge that nothing you can do will affect their fates. Even the most
prosaic of places has a sort of haunted glory at such times; judge then how it looked to us, that
gilded fantastical butterfly of a city, quite unprepared for its approaching holocaust.
The place was made even queerer by the fact that there were so many Company Operatives there at
the time. The very ether hummed with our transmissions. In any street you might have seen us
dismounting from carriages or the occasional automobile, we immortal gentlemen tipping our derbies
to the ladies, our immortal ladies responding with a graceful inclination of their picture hats,
smiling as we met each others' terrified eyes. We dined at the Palace and as guests at Nob Hill
mansions; promenaded in Golden Gate Park, drove out to Ocean Beach, attended the theater and
everywhere saw the pale set faces of our own kind, busy with their own particular preparations
against what was to come.
Some of us had less pleasant places to go. I was grateful that I was not required to brave the
Chinese labyrinth by Waverly Place, but my associate Pan had certain business there amongst the
Celestials. I myself was obliged to venture, too many times, into the boarding-houses south of
Market Street. Beneath the Fly Trap was a Company safe house and HQ; we'd meet there sometimes,
Pan and I, at the end of a long day in our respective ghettoes, and we'd sit shaking together
over a brace of stiff whiskies. Thus heartened, it was time for a costume change: dock laborer
into gentleman for me, coolie into Cook for him, and so home by cable car.
I lodged in two rooms on Bush Street. I will not say I slept there; one does not rest well on
the edge of the maelstrom. But it was a place to keep one's trunk, and to operate the Company
credenza necessary for facilitating the missions of those operatives whose case officer I was.
Salvaging is a terribly complicated affair, requiring as it does that one hide in History's
shadow until the last possible moment before snatching one's quarry from its preordained doom.
One must be organized and thoroughly co-ordinated; and timing is everything.
On the morning of the Tenth of April I was working there, sending a progress report, when there
came a brisk knock at my door. Such was my concentration that I was momentarily unmindful of the
fact that I had no mortal servants to answer it. When I heard the impatient tapping of a small
foot on the step, I hastened to the door.
I admitted Nan D’Arraignee, one of our Art Preservation specialists. She is an operative of West
African origin with exquisite features, slender and slight as a doll carved of ebony. I had worked
with her briefly near the end of the previous century. She is quite the most beautiful woman I
have ever known, and happily married to another immortal, a century before I ever laid eyes on
her. Timing, alas, is everything.
"Victor." She nodded. "Charming to see you again."
"Do come in." I bowed her into my parlor, acutely conscious of its disarray. Her bright gaze took
in the wrinkled laundry cast aside on the divan, the clutter of unwashed teacups, the half-eaten
oyster loaf on the credenza console, six empty sauterne bottles and one smudgily thumbprinted
wineglass. She was far too courteous to say anything, naturally, and occupied herself with the
task of removing her gloves.
"I must apologize for the condition of the place," I stammered. "My duties have kept me out a
good deal." I swept a copy of the Examiner from a chair. "Won't you sit down?"
"Thank you." She took the seat and perched there, hands folded neatly over her gloves and handbag.
I pulled over another chair, intensely irritated at my clumsiness.
"I trust your work goes well?" I inquired, for there is of course no point in asking one of us if
we are well. "And, er, Kalugin's? Or has he been assigned elsewhere?"
"He's been assigned to Marine Transport, as a matter of fact," she told me, smiling involuntarily.
"We are to meet on the Thunderer afterward. I am so pleased! He's been in the Bering Sea for two
years, and I've missed him dreadfully."
"Ah," I said. "How pleasant, then, to have something to look forward to in the midst of all this..."
She nodded quickly, understanding. I cleared my throat and continued:
"What may I do for you, Nan?"
She averted her gaze from dismayed contemplation of the stale oyster loaf and smiled. "I was told
you might be able to assist me in requisitioning additional transport for my mission."
"I shall certainly attempt it." I stroked my beard. "Your present arrangements are unsuitable?"
"Inadequate, rather. You may recall that I'm in charge of Presalvage at the Hopkins Gallery. It
seems our original estimates of what we can rescue there were too modest. At present, I have five
vans arranged for to evacuate the Gallery contents, but really, we need more. Would it be possible
to requisition a sixth? My own case officer was unable to assist me, but felt you might have greater
This was a challenge. Company resources were strained to the utmost on this operation, which was
one of the largest on record. Every operative in the United States had been pressed into service,
and many of the European and Asian personnel. A handsome allotment had been made for transport units,
but needs were swiftly exceeding expectations.
"Of course I should like to help you," I replied cautiously, "if at all possible. You are aware,
however, that horsedrawn transport utilization is impossible, due to the subsonic disturbances
preceding the earthquake-- and motor transports are, unfortunately, in great demand--"
A brewer's wagon rumbled down the street outside, rattling my windows. We both leaped to our feet,
casting involuntary glances at the ceiling; then sat down in silent embarrassment. Mme. D’Arraignee
gave a little cough. "I'm so sorry-- My nerves are simply--"
"Not at all, not at all, I assure you-- one can't help flinching--"
"Quite. In any case, Victor, I understand the logistical difficulties involved; but even a handcart
would greatly ease our difficulties. So many lovely and unexpected things have been discovered in
this collection, that it really would be too awful to lose them to the fire."
"Oh, certainly." I got up and strode to the windows, giving in to the urge to look out and assure
myself that the buildings hadn't begun to sway yet. Solid and seemingly as eternal as the pyramids
they stood there, for the moment. I turned back to Mme. D’Arraignee as a thought occurred to me.
"Tell me, do you know how to operate an automobile?"
"But of course!" Her face lit up.
"It may be possible to obtain something in that line. Depend upon it, Madame, you will have your
sixth transport. I shall see to it personally."
"I knew I could rely on you." She rose, all smiles. We took our leave of one another with a courtesy
that belied our disquiet. I saw her out and returned to my credenza keyboard.
QUERY, I input, RE: REQUISITION ADDTNL TRANSPORT MOTOR VAN OR AUTO? PRIORITY RE: HOPKINS INST.
HOPKINS PROJECT NOT YOUR CASE, came the green and flashing reply.
NECESSARY, I input. NEW DISCV OVRRIDE SECTION AUTH. PLEASE FORWARD REQUEST PRIORITY.
That was all. So much for my chivalrous impulse, I thought, and watched as the transmission screen
winked out and returned me to my status report on the Nob Hill Presalvage work. I resumed my entry
of the Gilded Age loot tagged for preservation.
When I had transmitted it, I stood and paced the room uneasily. How long had I been hiding in here?
What I wanted was a meal and a good stretch of the legs, I told myself sternly. Fresh air, in so
far as that was available in any city at the beginning of this twentieth century. I scanned the
oyster loaf and found it already pulsing with bacteria. Pity. After disposing of it in the dustbin I
put on my coat and hat, took my stick and went out to tread the length of Bush Street with as bold a
step as I could muster.
It was nonsense, really, to be frightened. I'd be out of the city well before the first shock. I'd be
safe on air transport bound for London before the first flames rose. London, the other City. I could
settle into a chair at my club and read a copy of Punch that wasn't a month old, secure in the knowledge
that the oak beams above my head were fixed and immovable as they had been since the days when I'd worn
a powdered wig, as they would be until German shells came raining down decades from now...
Shivering, I dismissed thoughts of the Blitz. Plenty of life to think about, surely! Here were bills
posted to catch my eye: I might go out to the Pavilion to watch the boxing exhibition-- Jack Joyce and
Bob Ward featured. There was delectable vaudeville at the Orpheum, I was assured, and gaiety girls out
at the Chutes, to say nothing of a spectacular sideshow recreation of the Johnstown Flood... perhaps
not in the best of taste, under the present circumstances.
I might imbibe Gold Seal Champagne to lighten my spirits, though I didn't think I would; Veuve Cliquot
was good enough for me. Ah, but what about a bottle of Chianti, I thought, arrested by the bill of fare
posted in the window of a corner restaurant. Splendid culinary fragrances wafted from within. Would I
have grilled veal chops here? Would I go along Bush to the Poodle Dog for Chicken Chaud-Froid Blanc?
Would I venture to Grant in search of yellow silk banners for duck roasted in some tiny Celestial kitchen?
Then again, I knew of a Swiss place where the cook was a Hungarian, and prepared a light and crisply fried
Wienerschnitzel to compare with any I'd had... or I might just step into a saloon and order another oyster
loaf to take home...
No, I decided, veal chops would suit me nicely. I cast a worried eye up at the building-- pity this structure
wasn't steel-framed-- and proceeded inside.
It was one of those dark, robust places within, floor thickly strewn with fresh sawdust not yet kicked into
little heaps. I took my table as any good operative does, back to the wall and a clear path to the nearest exit.
Service was poor, as apparently their principal waiter was late to-day, but the wine was excellent. I found it
bright on the palate, just what I'd wanted, and the chops when they came were redolent of herbs and fresh olive
oil. What a consolation Appetite can be.
Yes, Life, that was the thing to distract one from unwise thoughts. Savor the wine, I told myself, observe the
parade of colorful humanity, breathe in the fragrance of the joss sticks and the seafood and the
gardens of the wealthy, listen to the smart modern city with its whirring steel parts at the service of its
diverse inhabitants. The moment is all, surely.
I dined in some isolation, for the luncheon crowd had not yet emerged from the nearby offices and
my host remained in the kitchen, arguing with the cook over the missing waiter's character and probable
ancestry. Even as I amused myself by listening, however, I felt a disturbance approaching the door. No
temblor yet, thank Heaven, but a tempest of emotions. I caught the horrifying mental images before ever
I heard the stifled weeping. In another moment he had burst through the door, a young male mortal with a
prodigious black moustache, quite nattily dressed but with his thick hair in wild disarray. As soon as he
was past the threshold his sobs burst out unrestrained, at a volume that would have done credit to Caruso.
This brought his employer out of the back at once, blurting out the first phrases of furious denunciation.
The missing waiter (for so he was) staggered forward and thrust out that day's Chronicle. The headlines,
fully an inch tall, checked the torrent of abuse: MANY LOSE THEIR LIVES IN GREAT ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS.
The proprietor of the restaurant, struck dumb, went an ugly sallow color. He put the fingertips of one hand
in his mouth and bit down hard. In a broken voice, the waiter described the horrors: Roof collapsed in
church in his own village. His own family might even now lie dead, buried in ash. The proprietor snatched
the paper and cast a frantic eye over the columns of print. He sank to his knees in the sawdust, sobbing.
Evidently he had family in Naples, too.
I stared at my plate. I saw gray and rubbery meat, congealing grease, seared bone with the marrow turned
black. In the midst of life we are in death, but it doesn't do to reflect upon it while dining.
"You must, please, excuse us, sir," the proprietor said to me, struggling to his feet. "There has been a
terrible tragedy." He set the Chronicle beside my plate so I could see the blurred rotogravure picture of
King Victor Emmanuel. Report That Total Number Of Dead May Reach Seven Hundred, I read. Towns Buried Under
Ashes and Many Caught in Ruined Buildings. MANY BUILDINGS CRUSHED BY ASHES. Of course, I had known about
the coming tragedy; but it was on the other side of the world, the business of other Company operatives,
and I envied them that their work was completed now.
"I am so very sorry, sir," I managed to say, looking up at my host. He thought my pallor was occasioned
by sympathy: he could not know I was seeing his mortal face like an apparition of the days to come, and
it was livid and charring, for he lay dead in the burning ruins of a boarding house in the Mission District.
Horror, yes, impossible not to feel horror, but one cannot empathize with them. One must not.
They went into the kitchen to tell the cook and I heard weeping break out afresh. Carefully I took up the
newspaper and perused it. Perhaps there was something here that might divert me from the unpleasantness of
the moment? Embezzlement. A crazed admirer stalking an actress. Charlatan evangelists. Grisly murder
committed by two boys. Deadly explosion. Crazed derelict stalking a bank president. Los Angeles school
principals demanding academic standards lowered.
I dropped the paper, and, leaving five dollars on the table, I fled that place.
I walked briskly, not looking into the faces of the mortals I passed. I rode the cable car, edging away
from the mortal passengers. I nearly ran through the green expanse of Golden Gate Park, dodging around
the mortal idlers, the lovers, the nurses wheeling infants in perambulators, until at last I stood on the
shore of the sea. Tempting to turn to look at the fairy castles perched on its cliffs; tempting to turn
to look at the carnival of fun along its gray sand margin, but the human comedy was the last thing I
wanted just then. I needed, rather, the chill and level grace of the steel-colored horizon, sun-glistering,
wide-expanding. The cold salt wind buffeted me, filled my grateful lungs. Ah, the immortal ocean.
Consider the instructive metaphor: Every conceivable terror dwells in her depths; she receives all wreckage,
refuse, corruption of every kind, she pulls down into her depths human calamity indescribable: but none of
this is any consideration to the sea. Let the screaming mortal passengers fight for room in the lifeboats,
as the wreck belches flame and settles below the extinguishing wave; next morning she'll still be beautiful
and serene, her combers no less white, her distances as blue, her seabirds no less graceful as they wheel in
the pure air. What perfection, to be so heartless. An inspiration to any lesser immortal.
As I stood so communing with the elements, a mortal man came wading out of the surf. I judged him two hundred
pounds of athletic stockbroker, muscles bulging under sagging wet wool, braving the icy water as an act of
self-disciplinary sport. He stood for a moment on one leg, examining the sole of his other foot. There was
something gladiatorial in his pose. He looked up and saw me.
"A bracing day, sir," he shouted.
"Quite bracing." I nodded and smiled. I could feel the frost patterns of my returning composure.
And so I boarded another streetcar and rode back into the mortal warren, and found my way by
certain streets to the Barbary Coast. Not a place a gentleman cares to admit to visiting, especially
when he's known the gilded beauties of old Byzantium or Regency-era wenches; the raddled pleasures
available on Pacific Street suffered by comparison. But Appetite is Appetite, after all, and there
is nothing like it to take one's mind off unpleasant thoughts.
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